The weiner of Yahtzee is...

...Scott.
Rick won the first game with a score of 294. I won the 2nd game and Scott was getting upset with his bad scores. On the 3rd game he started to pull out of his funk and won it. We were thinking about being finished until he rolled a yahtzee on his first toss, and the game was on. He rolled two more yahtzees throout the 4th game. All his scores were high and he didn't have to scratch anything.

And he dominated, kicked hinney, opened up a can of whumpum, took the cows out to pasture, and completely embarrassed his poor little parents.

He's still smirking.